"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story
and the antagonist of someone else’s!
And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0
This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.
If You ever think You’re too obsessed with something, just remember that David Tennant used to get in trouble at school because all his essays were Doctor Who fan fiction.
reblog this if cheese is important
do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”
if ur a cute girl and u live far away i probably am incredibly frustrated by u
does this really surprise anyone
why yall obsessed with jennifer lawrence she says she likes pizza and yall treat her like gods gift
Don’t talk about the queen like that
see what i fucking mean oh wow she eats food what fucking royalty
if I were famous id tweet at random ass nobodies all the time saying shit like “PLEASE FOLLOW ME” just to fuck with the system
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
before you unfollow me i challenge you to a duel
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring