I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via strawberrytictac)
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
(Source: sidethots, via australiansanta)
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
how much do islands cost i want one
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
(Source: cyberho, via littlesisterlainauniverse)
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
sleep is for the people without internet access
You had me at ‘I hate everyone’