what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

(via unpopuler)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via strawberrytictac)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(Source: sidethots, via australiansanta)

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

(via ant0rm)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via eyeballfarts)

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via littlesisterlainauniverse)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

(via eyeballfarts)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via eyeballfarts)

my-name-is-mateja:

You had me at ‘I hate everyone’

(via moistbottom)

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

(via paula-deen-vevo)